i'd rather be biking

thefuuuucomics:

this dude just drew a perfect circle by hand.

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applemilks:

shawnlevy:

Pride not prejudice #rctid

of course this is in portland

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kingcreative:

“The girl carrying the bull” …

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iipikachuii:

PLEASE STOP BEING PERFECT.

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i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

you are my new favorite person

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holdnoquarter:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

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petal-girl:

i have reblogged this like 10 times and am tempted to print off some copies and stick them on my wall/in my sketchpad/on my art teacher’s face

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gossipfolk:

Science.

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tattr:

GABOR ZAGYVAI

Budapest, Hungary

www.zagyvai.com

Phone +36 30 34179 15

Email gabor@zagyvai.com

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(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)

Angry Customer:“Damn f**s.”

Gay Man:“Excuse me?”

Angry Customer:“You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”

Gay Man:*quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”

Angry Customer:“Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”

(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)

Angry Customer:*to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”

(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)

Owner:“I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”

Wife:“Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”

Owner:“Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”

(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)

Posted 5 days ago